'If only I would have checked myself'
guy who wrecked himself (via
holdmecloser-tonydanza)
(Source: benfoldsone, via 87daysbefore)
The difference between bees and wasps.
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Bee:
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
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Wasp:
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
